Oh god, my legs are shaky. Hi, Apricot!!!
Sometimes I think it would be nice to have my whole body rubbed down with pudding and slowly licked off in certain spots. Then roll all around having crazy pudding sex. Pudding.
I love me some fuckin pudding. And now I love me some pudding fuckin.
I love when people completely miss the fucking point.
STOP PROMOTING YOUR BLOG/TWITTER BY ADDING “I follow back” TO EVERY POST.
Just shut your fucking mouth, post quality content, and follow who you want. The rest will follow.